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Instant Storyteller

Want something unique for your next party or event?
 
Need something special? How about something so totally unique that it's never been done before!

I'm talking about a one-of-a-kind, never done before brand of entertainment that is sure to dazzle your guest.

I'm talking about no more boring parties.  No more wondering what to give your guest to elevate them and ensure they have a great time!

I'm talking about leaving your guest captivated.

If you are looking for the right type of entertainment that will simply blow the roof off, look no further! 

How about having your guests enlightened, fascinated, and surprised with something that has not been seen. 

I'm talking about fulfilling everyone's greatest fantasies. I'm talking about giving your guest something they can remember for the rest of their lives. 

I'm talking about creating their life story or fantasy in an instant and in high-tech fashion.

That's right. You will get your story told on a laptop not a typewriter as the 60 Second Novelist does. You will be amazed as the story is printed out and placed in a folder or envelope for you to keep for as long as you want.

You, along with everyone else, will flip over it. You will receive so much attention from your peers and other visitors. You'll be the talk of the party. Even if it is for an instant. That's because we have the one and only Instant Storyteller.

The Instant Storyteller will come dressed like Clark Kent or a '40s newspaper reporter, with a laptop and printer.  

Interested?  Of course you are!  Since this is a unique brand of entertainment, our Instant Storyteller comes at a price. His rates are shown below: 

For starters, he works with a two hour minimum. His rates are: 

In the NJ/NY/CT/PA area - $200 an hour. 
Outside this area - $250 an hour plus travel expenses including air travel, hotel stay, and car rental. 

Below are some stories that our Instant Storyteller created:


Gerry the Caricaturist to the Stars

Gerry is not just an artist. She is the famous Hollywood Caricaturist. She works at parties, helping people realize their greatest fantasies through her art, while keeping them in awe.

If Gerry is not drawing people, she is either seen cruising down the boulevard in her convertible with Demi Moore, or some other famous celebrity, providing great conversation, a joke or two, or even some impersonations. She may even take time to draw them in scenes that would dazzle them. If she is not driving around, she is either in the park, relaxing, walking her dog, or she is in the nearest bookstore signing her latest creation.

When not in the public eye, Gerry is busy creating characters as toys that are found in such stores as Wal-Mart, Kmart, Target, and Toys R' Us.

When she was recently interviewed by a reporter for the evening news, she was asked what is she best known for. In answer she provided a big smile and said, "People call me the million dollar caricaturist to the stars."


Sandy's Big Dream

There is a lady named Sandy. She is a beautiful, middle-aged woman with a big dream. She has been involved in several pursuits including art, psychic stuff, and writing. She been kept busy with several clients.

Unfortunately, she lacked one thing in her life - a man. Because of her schedule she had no time for dating. She doesn't drink alcohol, so meeting men at bars was out of the question. What was she to do?

One day, a light bulb went off in her head. Since she can't seem to find men and she don't have time to date, why not have men come to her. So she pondered this for days, trying to figure out a way to get men to come to her. She wanted to
attract men like a magnet.

After a week of thinking, she finally decided the best way is to write a book about dating and finding one's soul mate. What a fantastic idea. She said, "I'll write the book, get it published, and sell it at bookstores, and other social events. Sooner or
later the book will catch on and become a popular item for guys and gals alike. Then men will buy the book, and will come to me to have it signed or to ask questions."

So it was done and her book, How To Recognize Your Soul mate Across A Crowded Room At A Boring Cocktail Party was born. Since then she has been attracting men like flies on sugar. "I think I created a monster," Sandy said.


Magical Markers

There was a man named Henry.  He loved to draw.  He was always at the park drawing people and animals. 

One day he discovered these special markers.  He never saw them before but he bought them and took them with him to the park.  At first he didn't notice anything different about them until after he finished the pictures.  For when he drew someone, something special would happen to that person who had the picture. 

His subjects would have their wildest fantasies come true depending on the theme of the drawing.  For example, if his subject was a man, and his subject wanted to be known as a macho man, the subject would turn into a macho man.

Thus, from that day forward, Henry became known as the magical artist.  


Magic Moment

Joe was an unusual person.  He lived alone but also wanted companionship.  He had a dog and cat.  One day, he found this coin and picked it up.

He didn't know what this coin was.  He only knew it was old and dull.  He cleaned it and suddenly he found himself surrounded
by strange things.  He received money in the mail, or under his door. 

People would give him kindness he never had before.  Suddenly Joe became the talk of the town. 

Joe had his magic moment and never was alone again.


The Hand that Made Millions

Gerry was a great artist.  She made many people happy.  She was constantly drawing people.  Every hour on the hour she
drew. Unfortunately, she complained that her hand got tired.  So she had to do something fast. 

One day she prayed to God to help her.  She begged for him to make her life easier.  Then it happened.  While she slept, her hand came off her body and went to parties drawing for her.  The hand worked tirelessly around the clock. 

When it was time to quit, the hand returned to Gerry and reattached itself to her arm. 

This happened frequently.  Before Gerry knew it, she was getting checks in the mail for thousands of dollars.  Wow, she made money while sleeping.  So came the hand that made millions. 

 

To book the Instant Storyteller now just contact:

Allana Enterprises
Gerry Hoylie
212-532-1142

Or you can go here and we will provide you a free quote.

 

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